
A personalized dog portrait, digitally illustrated from your photo: your guilty dog, lying beside the evidence with one paw still on it, absolutely certain you can’t prove anything.
Formats and sizes
Digital Download
$19
One high-resolution file at 4:5 ratio, prints up to 24" × 30".
Order the digital download on Etsy$19A thoughtful keepsake
Who it’s for
Perfect for anyone who’s come home to a crime scene and forgiven it in under a minute, gotcha days, birthdays, gifts for the household that budgets for replacement shoes. It’s also a heartfelt way to honor the dog who was never once guilty in their own opinion.


